STOLEN. Thievery is only for the cool.10 Things I Wish I Could Say To People:
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1. God dammit, I WISH I knew how to capture your interest! I want to be your FRIEND! >/ IS THAT SO HARD, ASHLEY? D< YOU HAVE SOCIAL SKILLS, JUST TALK TO HER.
2. You are toxic. No, not in that sexy Britney Spears song way, toxic as in poisonous. I don't like you at all, but I love you. I hate you. I wish I could throw you out a window. I wish I was brave enough to jump out after you and catch you and be with you forever. Er, never mind.
3. You are UGLY, but your personality shines. Stop talking like a pimp and just be yourself, mofo.
4. I think I like you. Maybe?
5. Drag me out of my house and take me places! God, it's not like I like being attached to this PC, it's just that there's nothing FUN to do in Brockville.
6. Get off your ass. Your stupid rash can't be SO BAD if you can go out to bars every night and rub your ass into people's crotches. You have SO much talent, so stop mooching from the government and USE it! Get a job! Stop stealing from people! Get a house! Stop living with your kids! You make me so ANGRY.
7. You have so much talent. You have this look about you that's attractive and subtle and you look amazing with dark hair. Sometimes I wish we could switch bodies, and you're more charismatic than you think. Don't worry so much about your love life. The secret to having a good love life is not caring if you have one or not. <: AHAHAHA, like I know. >>; </vodka>
8. Stop drinking.
9. APPRECIATE YOUR MOTHER. D<
10. I wish I would've spent more time with you. God, if I could turn back the clock, I would go EVERYWHERE with you. I would never say no when you asked me to visit people with you again. I wish I had another chance. We lived in the same house for seventeen years and I knew everything about you but you knew nothing about me and I just wish I'd TRUSTED you more. Come back?
Nine things about myself:
1. I only shave my legs when I know I'm gonna be wearing shorts or a skirt the next day.
2. My back always hurts.
3. I get these weird cramps called stitches when I run too much.
4. Every single time I'm alone in a house, I crank the music and dance like a retard. And when someone gets home, I freeze like a deer in the headlights and then jump to the speakers and scramble to shut them off before they hear.
5. I can't touch my toes! D;
6. When I go to sleep at night, one of my nostrils is ALWAYS STUFFED.
7. I can't do anything publicly unless I practice, practice, practice first. And if I'm bad at something, I'll pretend I hate it. (AKA: sports, shooting games, racing games...)
8. I hate that I'm always on the computer.
9. 90 percent of the time, I am horny. Haha, there's some TMI for 'ya. XD
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Have a silky voice. Seriously. I fell in love with someone once just from knowing him over the phone!
2. Bring me carnations, not roses you dumb fucks. >:
3. Make me laugh. </CLICHE ALERT>
4. Excite me.
5. Be the kind of person I can talk to for hours and never get bored.
6. ... You have to be kinda attractive. </shot> WHAT? IT'S TRUE. XD; I'M NOT SHALLOW I SWEAR.
7. Be smarter than me!
8. Have a way with words. A SEXY way with words. </shot again>
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. Stoppullingyourhairout.
2. Would I make a good counselor?
3. Can I draw better than ____?
4. Am I pretty?
5. Fuck, I wish I was inspired to write.
6. I really want a massage.
7. I wonder how much Anime Boston will cost... >>;
Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Tip-toe down the halls and hope I don't get caught awake so late.
2. Strip, of course. I'm one of those nasty half naked sleepers. >_> Shhhhhh.
3. Do funny poses in front of the mirror.
4. Turn on my dim light and read something.
5. FAP LIKE MAD. Am I joking?
6. Get mad at my one stuffed nostril.
Five places I want to visit:
1. Anime Boston! >3 I WILL, MOFOS.
2. Heaven.
3. Nashville, Tennessee.
4. New Jersey.
5. Virginia.
Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. A grey shirt that goes alll the way to my mid-thighs.
2. Old jeans.
3. A black bra. <:
4. Black undies.
Three bands that I listen to often:
1. Nickelback.
2. Birthday Massacre.
3. The Lonely Island.
Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Have se-- </shot>
2. Meet every single one of my internet friends and have a giant org-- </shot>
One confession:
1. I'm bisexual. No, I haven't pictured you naked just because you have tits. XD
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And first comment, w00t. <333
(Just so I know if I should remember you--were you someone I encountered at Anime Boston?
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It's just Ninira. I was forced into a deviant account a lil' while back, so I thought I should add 'ya.
Be sure 'ta tell me 'bout AB soon, chicka.
I recognized your speech patterns.
Sorry I haven't been on Athy's forums. I just have had less and less tolerance for RPing with her as of late. Which I feel bad about, but...
OH OH I saw a Chie from Persona 4 at AB. I'da taken a picture, but I was absolutely 100% certain it was her. <<; >>;
Also, I got adopted by three, count 'em, THREE Roxii. <3 Though it isn't at all the same as having my Roxas there...next year, we'll be bride!Axel and groom!Roxas properly.
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ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT? D<
Hahaha! XD;
I don't even mind, chicka. Don't worry 'bout it. I've bowed out on that girl a number 'a times. @@
WHAT?! You saw another Chie?! Did you take pictures for me, girl?
Oh, darn, 'ya didn't. XD; Well, You can just take pictures of ME when I go there as her! <:
OMFG, THREE? You little... adoption pimp! And man, really? Just make sure 'ta make a little time for lil' old me.
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